Me! My story is down in the greys but I haven’t spoken to my emotionally abusive asshole dad in two years. I spend Father’s Day celebrating my husband, who is a wonderful father to our son, thank god.

I haven’t spoken to my dad in two years. The last time I saw him was when my husband and son and I stopped in to visit him during a road trip. We got to his house late on a Friday and left early Monday morning. The intervening two days were an absolute nightmare, culminating in my father going on a horrifying rant on…

My aunt’s pregnant lab ate an ENTIRE 30 lb Thanksgiving turkey, bones and all.

So my husband’s asshole white-supremacist cousin has been ALL OVER this shooting today, posting thing after stupid thing on facebook about the ‘radicalized left’ and how violent liberals are etc etc and I think it’s SORT OF INTERESTING how he managed to not post a single thing about the deranged Trump supporter who…

This is why reading is important, kids!

I think the fact that he was 17 when they got involved might have something to do with it...:/

So is draymond green’s mom gonna be this year’s ayesha curry? She raised a cockpunching, shit-talking asshole with no sense of sportsmanship or class. Good job, lady.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin. L I V I N.

Hey, man, you just gotta do what Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd wants to do.

Cheers for the people who got the joke, jeers for those who didn’t. If you’ve never seen Dazed and Confused go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

High school boys, man....I get older, they stay the saaaaaame age.

You’re not wrong, but I would 100% take president facebook or mr. president the rock over a second term of trump. There is no way either zuck or the rock could do a worse job.

I mean, this shit is real. My husband’s Trump-loving Muslim-hating crazy asshole cousin changed her Facebook profile pic to a picture of a bloody, sword-wielding knight of the crusades with the words KEEP CALM AND DEUS VULT over it.

I’m a Clevelander and all I can say is I just want this to all be over.

Gaaaaaaah I want overalls but I have so many reservations, like what if I just look stupid? What if I look like a giant toddler? Am I too OLD for overalls (I’m 33)??? Am I too FAT for overalls? Will people snicker behind my back?? WILL THEY JUDGE ME???

My roommate/best friend in college was EXTREMELY shit-shy, to the point where she could not go at all in the shared dorm bathroom. She had to go all the way down to the creepy horror bathroom in the unoccupied basement, which no one ever used because some kid had HANGED himself in there and not been found for several…

ok this photo made me snort some bell’s two hearted out my nose which is not an experience i recommend for anyone but thank you for it anyway

I HIGHLY recommend Outlander, because it will get you addicted to the entire series, all of which are full of sex of varying degrees of actual sexiness. The latest book, Written In My Own Heart’s Blood, has some pretty good newlywed deflowering sex. I’ve read all these books multiple times and have succeeded in…

Depending on your price range, I recommend Hackwith Design House and Elizabeth Suzann. I like Mill Mercantile as a general shop. All good places for unboring yet wearable stuff. I also like Everlane for cheap basics!

Sweet weeping Jesus, that is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I swear if Montenegro guy had taken a swing at Trump I’m pretty sure every world leader present would have stood aside and let it happen.