You’re not wrong, but I would 100% take president facebook or mr. president the rock over a second term of trump. There is no way either zuck or the rock could do a worse job.

I mean, this shit is real. My husband’s Trump-loving Muslim-hating crazy asshole cousin changed her Facebook profile pic to a picture of a bloody, sword-wielding knight of the crusades with the words KEEP CALM AND DEUS VULT over it.

I’m a Clevelander and all I can say is I just want this to all be over.

Gaaaaaaah I want overalls but I have so many reservations, like what if I just look stupid? What if I look like a giant toddler? Am I too OLD for overalls (I’m 33)??? Am I too FAT for overalls? Will people snicker behind my back?? WILL THEY JUDGE ME???

My roommate/best friend in college was EXTREMELY shit-shy, to the point where she could not go at all in the shared dorm bathroom. She had to go all the way down to the creepy horror bathroom in the unoccupied basement, which no one ever used because some kid had HANGED himself in there and not been found for several…

ok this photo made me snort some bell’s two hearted out my nose which is not an experience i recommend for anyone but thank you for it anyway

I HIGHLY recommend Outlander, because it will get you addicted to the entire series, all of which are full of sex of varying degrees of actual sexiness. The latest book, Written In My Own Heart’s Blood, has some pretty good newlywed deflowering sex. I’ve read all these books multiple times and have succeeded in…

Depending on your price range, I recommend Hackwith Design House and Elizabeth Suzann. I like Mill Mercantile as a general shop. All good places for unboring yet wearable stuff. I also like Everlane for cheap basics!

Sweet weeping Jesus, that is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I swear if Montenegro guy had taken a swing at Trump I’m pretty sure every world leader present would have stood aside and let it happen.

This is a private ultra-Christian school, right? I’m not surprised by their actions at all. Hell, I went to a large, public high school in the suburbs and pregnant girls weren’t allowed to keep attending once they started to show, on the grounds that it was ‘disruptive’. They had to go to this sad continuation school…

yes it is and I AM HERE FOR IT

Okay fucking thank you because my husband and I have had that same goddamn argument about the heat/ac ‘turn it up’ vs ‘turn it down’ thing so many times and now I have An Authority Figure to back me up. I’d like to get a ruling on saying ‘put it up’ when you mean ‘put it away’.

In all fairness, it may not have had anything to do with your friend’s weight. Plan B is only 80-something percent effective even when used perfectly. I got pregnant after using Plan B and I was well under the weight limit at the time.

Wonder how many traffic tickets you’ve gotten this year?

I live in Shaker, and I’m familiar with the facility she’s being transferred to. It’s a pretty nice place staffed with kind, dedicated people. If she can’t be free at least she’ll be treated with care and compassion and hopefully when she’s out she’ll be able to move on with her life as a healthy, stable girl. She’s…

You’re prooooobably gonna get a lot of flak, but I gotta say I agree with you 100%. In the 16 years I’ve been driving, I’ve never gotten a single traffic ticket. It’s not hard. If your financial situation is so precarious you can’t afford to pay a traffic ticket, then don’t break traffic laws. If you don’t have car…

I just don’t understand the obsessive hand-wringing and worry about marriage that this author seems to have experienced. If you’re sick with worry about your marriage not working out, then don’t get married. If you’re obsessed with the idea that divorce is a terrible failure, don’t get married. It’s not rocket…

Oh, him escaping his room in the early morning and sowing chaos across the house was a BIG issue until about a year and a half ago. He’s now six and a half, and finishing up kindergarten, so he’s really into being A Responsible Big Kid. He gets up before us and puts on cartoons or plays a game on his tablet, and gets…

Ah yes thank you, I barely ever use the twitter but apparently I damn well should be.

Alright alright alright how do I get in on this? Who do I follow?