tyrannasauruslex
tyrannasauruslex
tyrannasauruslex

The super short ultra tight dress thing!!! I have two cousins who are now 16 and 21 and they both wore dresses like that to all their school dances EXCEPT for prom, which got the usual foofy gown. They went to the same high school I graduated from (in 2002) and when I was at school no one would’ve been caught dead in

Um, holy shit. I had severe diastasis recti after my son and I had absolutely no idea that anything, diet OR surgery, could ever be done about it. My midwife told me the muscles would just come back together on their own. My kid is six and my stomach still looks like I’m about 5 months pregnant and has never gotten

yes!!! the terrible girl with the curly hair from ocala, fl was my favorite.

It’s BIZARRE. I have four girl cousins who are all younger than me and they all did/are doing the promposal thing and I just. don’t. get it.

# 14 would actually be pretty good, would buy

I just don’t get all the ‘YOU’RE VICTIM-BLAMING’ bullshit. It’s not victim-blaming to point out that we need to be really careful about the logic used to police young women’s decisions; ALL their decisions, whether it be about sex or health or whatever. The whole pearl-clutching won’t someone think of the children

I think he’s already admitted it, based on what they’re charging him with. She doesn’t need to cooperate at all for him to be prosecuted.

It’s a really complicated issue, right? There was a lot of this being discussed when the story about David Bowie and that teenage groupie was going around. I have no doubt that Tad Cummins is a total creep who should be behind bars, but acting like a 15 year old is ALWAYS a helpless victim with zero agency really rubs

This is why actual baristas make fun of people who work at Starbucks. This is why, guys.

I just posted about this! I’m weirdly freaked out by it?? I’ve never seen a 10 year old who was almost six feet tall.

Alright I know we all Aren’t Supposed To Talk About Barron or some shit but isn’t that kid 10 years old? Why the hell is he six feet tall?

I know I’m too old because all I can think when I look at this is ‘are those little crystals? UNDER some cutoffs? isn’t that incredibly uncomfortable?? wouldn’t it pinch and rub everywhere? how does she pee?’

I reaaaaally want to watch it, but it seems like there’s no way unless you have a showtime subscription? Is it rentable anywhere?

AND YET HERE YOU ARE, STILL BITCHING ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

The short answer is that they haven’t done anything about it because they don’t really want to change it. “We don’t want to disrupt the team/season/fans/whatever” is the same excuse they’ve been using for years and years. The obvious solution is to stop manufacturing new merch with chief wahoo on it, and take it off

I spent my formative years driving old Toyotas in a rusty climate. I’ve been broken down many times, but the best two were as follows:

Nanette Lepore has some reaaaaally pretty white lacey and lace-adjacent dresses for spring. All in the 200-600 range, though. Favs:

Lunches AND dinners!! That means they’re probably fat, too! FAT HOES ALL UP IN THESE STREETS! What’s Tyrese to do??

I fucking love Kristen Stewart. If you haven’t seen Personal Shopper yet I HIGHLY recommend it. It’s awesome.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT’LL BE FINE