Alright I know we all Aren’t Supposed To Talk About Barron or some shit but isn’t that kid 10 years old? Why the hell is he six feet tall?

I know I’m too old because all I can think when I look at this is ‘are those little crystals? UNDER some cutoffs? isn’t that incredibly uncomfortable?? wouldn’t it pinch and rub everywhere? how does she pee?’

I reaaaaally want to watch it, but it seems like there’s no way unless you have a showtime subscription? Is it rentable anywhere?

AND YET HERE YOU ARE, STILL BITCHING ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

The short answer is that they haven’t done anything about it because they don’t really want to change it. “We don’t want to disrupt the team/season/fans/whatever” is the same excuse they’ve been using for years and years. The obvious solution is to stop manufacturing new merch with chief wahoo on it, and take it off…

I spent my formative years driving old Toyotas in a rusty climate. I’ve been broken down many times, but the best two were as follows:

Nanette Lepore has some reaaaaally pretty white lacey and lace-adjacent dresses for spring. All in the 200-600 range, though. Favs:

Lunches AND dinners!! That means they’re probably fat, too! FAT HOES ALL UP IN THESE STREETS! What’s Tyrese to do??

I fucking love Kristen Stewart. If you haven’t seen Personal Shopper yet I HIGHLY recommend it. It’s awesome.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IT’LL BE FINE

I believe this 100%.

It’s amazing to me that Ben Affleck is so great in ALL the view askewniverse movies and so terrible in literally everything else. He plays a wry sorta sleazy assbro so well.

ERIK PRINCE IS BETSY DEVOS’S GODDAMN BROTHER.

SAME SAME SAME. I barely have time to get together with the friends I already have, let alone the time or energy to cultivate new friendships with other moms who I may or may not have anything in common with.

Alright, I call bullshit. I don’t know where this idea came from, that you’re obligated to befriend the parents of the kids your kid goes to school with. Simply having children who interact with each other is in no way a indicator of a potential friendship, nor should it be. Should you try to be on friendly terms with…

SAME. I tried just unfollowing but then I couldn’t stop myself from going to their pages and hate-reading all the stupid shit they posted. I feel good about my unfriending decisions. I have relatives who I KNOW voted trump but they don’t post stupid right-wing garbage all day long, so they got to stay.

WOULD VOTE.

I feel like I had an identical encounter with my partner’s family. I unfriended all those fuckers on facebook and it cause a *scaaaaandal*.

I agree, but he gives me some hope. I feel like a Kennedy would be a great unifying figure for the Democrats.

If she runs in 2020 I will absolutely vote for her again, but I agree that we need new blood. The Democrats need someone everyone can rally behind. I’ve got my eye on that young Kennedy!