Check out Rituel de Fille. They have Forbidden Lipstick shades similar to those estee lauder and bobbi brown colors. They don’t have a sparkly greige, but they have a nice warm grey shade I like a lot. Their formulas are amazing and the color stays on really well.

I like and would probably wear everything in that top row, especially those knee-high sand colored boots and those mom jeans. After that he’s lost me.

Goddammit, this is fucking adorable.

Remember when conservatives were trying to convince everyone that Paul Ryan was ‘hot’? Those weightlifting backwards hat pictures? One of my idiot republican relatives used to post those and babble on about what a babe he was.

It’s....mediocre. Her vocal ability just isn’t that impressive, considering all the hype. She sounds like a moderately talented person doing karaoke in a bar.

As a fellow HATER OF WHITE WEDDING DRESSES, I feel ya. I’m getting married this year and I’m not about to fuck with any bridal shop nonsense. My best advice is to think of a couple designers/brands you really like and keep checking their dress selections until you find something that speaks to you. I’ve found some…

I mean, I think it’s flawless. Have you seen Joe Wright’s Anna Karenina? Macfayden is in that, too, and he’s hilarious and amazing.

HE’S THE HOTTEST ONE OF THEM ALL.

I tried that, but I couldn’t stop myself from going to their pages anyway and reading all the insane shit. I have a problem.

I unfriended all the crazy Trump people and now I kind of wish I hadn’t because I’m DYING to see how they’re justifying all this.

“YOU FASCIST LOOFA-FACED SHIT-GIBBON”

I couldn’t fucking believe it when I saw the picture of what she was driving. My 7 year old has a fake power wheels ATV thing that only goes about 5 mph and I assumed it was something similar. It’s a fucking giant four-wheeler thing with a roof! What the fuck where they thinking letting her drive that by herself??…

I wish some of the craven spineless cretins in our own government had the fucking guts to say that shit.

This looks GREAT and I can’t wait for it.

Right? Like wtf is ‘women’s chess’? Are the pieces pink? Are there muffin recipes written on the underside of the chessboard?

What do you know, I am STILL sick of all these songs! Amazing!

Ugh god he looks like a fucking troll. What the fuck is wrong with his face. It looks like someone lit his head on fire and tried to put it out with an ice pick.

You know, I sure as fuck hope that some of the Democrats can rummage around in the flaming ruins of their collective dignity and find some balls soon, and this is giving me a tiny shred of hope? Every day I read the news and feel this weird sense of disconnection and vague disquiet like I’m stuck in a dream, or like…

I used to have a roommate who would REGULARLY take enormous monster shits that were so huge they would literally fill the bowl and then stick up out of the water, and then he would leave them unflushed. Regularly.

My husband has an aunt who has six (grown now) children. This aunt and her husband are very well-off and always have been; they married when she was 16 and immediately started having kids, she never went to college, he joined the military and then went on to college and a successful career. This aunt and her husband…