So these jackasses got to heckle a comedian AND got their money back.

At least, and I can’t believe the bar is this low, it doesn’t sound like anyone actually threw an object at the person on stage as has happened on fucking multiple recent occasions.

Sorry I didn’t include quotes for you, but no else seemed to miss what I was going for.

I’m Will Smith agnostic.  He may or may not exist but I’ll find out eventually 

Get with the program. It’s 2024, you MUST have strong opinions on EVERY topic.

I’m so out of touch.

The song is fine. More to the point, what it is is a useful benchmark for how goofy a certain type of person has gotten.

I enjoyed this article, and I would like to see more like it in the future.

No, it’s The AV Club™!

Amazing how you can start with an incorrect premise and then go this far critiquing its origin while providing no relevant supporting information.

This sort of article, and the entire “Baby it’s cold outside” discourse, sounds like a Babylon Bee article about how clueless liberals are.

JFC.

It ticks all the boxes, doesn’t it? Lazy, out-of-date, out-of-touch, completely lacking in nuance, yet presenting itself so confidently.

Woke-Bait is so 2018, Jacob.

I, too, am a functionally illiterate moron who doesn’t understand context. It’s so nice to see people like us given the space to publish on this website. 

This song’s only remaining cultural relevance is the milquetoast center-left liberal outcry over its creepiness. Just let it die.

I think I’ve found my new most-hated AVC writer

this is the most dire thing I’ve read on post-kinja avclub, which is quite an achievement. much like chemical warfare was an achievement.

Target: 3/4 century old completely forgettable formulaic rom-com, no one of whom was involved in any facet of production behind or in front of camera still living. Nor for that matter, are most if no all of the theater-going public at that time.

This is satire, right?