“We all owe Stodden a massive apology.”

Lars Ulrich plays tennis. If only Hetfield was a golfer ... Maybe he is.

Those wacky Italians.

Mighty stuff, Kids. Don’t get old. It gets boring ...

I’d assume that chucklefuck nonces would know how to have fun ...

“It’s that kind of thing that keeps me from endorsing Real Time whole-heartedly, despite the fact that I was intelligent entertained by the majority of the show.”

You mean, Tatiana wasn’t ... woke? How can that be?

She has referenced it: “In various interviews over the past few decades, O’Connor has made it clear that the pair never got along, with the singer occasionally referencing a “violent” incident at Prince’s house.”

Yeah, but hasn’t Kevin Spacey ruined American Beauty?

Hang on, there. We all hate Joe Rogan and Bill Maher.

He identifies as centre left.

So very sad. Doctor to Louie C.K. To say he did deadpan well is an understatement. R.I.P.

Commodore was founded by Holocaust survivor, Jack Tramiel, who also founded ... Atari. GET THIS MAN A BIOPIC!!!

On the back of your name, I just sold that comment for $327, 265.

“Jobs roped in his friend, a hardward whiz named Steve Wozniak.” Methinks the hardware you were looking for was up and to the left, a bit.

Bet they kept their Hitler, though.

“ ... trawling through for picture of Bill Maher where he looks like a human being ... “

Okay, QAnon.

And he debates every conservative that comes on. That’s why he gets them on. Sure, he is what he calls “a whiny little bitch,” but if you think he sits there nodding in agreement like Degeneres, you’re wrong.

“I hate how accurate he is at predicting what’s going to happen way ahead of everybody else.”??? Fair enough. Entertainment sites should value form over function.