Well, we here at Generation X did normalise Peter Pan Syndrome. Come over and play with my Star Wars dolls!

Hang on. Isn’t a Russian singing shitty boy band songs in Mandarin cultural appropriation? Where are his dreadlocks?

Is anyone going to be watching Black Panther in 50 years, if there’s anyone around who’s heard of it?

Is the reason no one’s remaking When Harry Met Sally because people actually remember it? Get some ideas, Hollywood. Ever heard of ‘writers’? They’re these things, with pens and imaginations ...

Your grown ass nephew’s what’s known as an ‘Assketeer’.

Cults have dress codes.

But Reagan was a robot. His animatronic is played by a guy with a nose ring.

The guy in the Cinderella costume is actually Darth Vader.

My favourite ride is Standing In A Queue.

They’re building a ‘Universe’.

Please make it a common sentiment.

True. Disneyland does provoke mokd swings. At home, kids are just moody. The bastards.

I’m that way with Scientology. Can’t wait for the Scientology-branded bookshelves to come out. My garage has 300 copies of Dianetics, but at least I have their toilet paper to tide me over ...

Nathan Rabin aside, “superhero-movie-industrial complex” is possibly the greatest thing I’ve read on this site in 15-odd years. Well done, Bill.

What about Marky Mark? Wasn’t his brother in a boy band?

It’s a no-brainer: Larry David.

Why do bikers all ride Harleys?

Well, at least the great Johnny Marr’s been liberated.

With a voice like that - self-pity chic - Morissey has no right to voice his opinions.

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