The guy in the picture looks like he could play Harry Potter’s undocumented cousin ...

It’s 2021. Sia’s Left Foot is in her mouth.

It was interesting the first time.

This is all too much. My lawyer will be calling my emotion’s lawyer ...

... So, when’s Gabbo gettin’ here?

What use, the First Amendment, if not for flashing tits?

One’s more influential than the other. I vote for the Big One.

You don’t need to know how to play an E major to be an influencer. You just need a sack of idiots. And tits.

I know. I’m easily influenced. I voted for Trump. Can she help me stop?

Obviously, she just needs to pay off her medical degree. I’m influenced ...

Actual innovators are so rarely allowed to just ... be, any more. Sad. You were only just beginning, Sis x

Being incarcerated in France means you can’t make it to the Capitol Building, trash the place, and take selfies. “Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have, instead of a view.”

I remember a Jon Stewart joke about his AMC Gremlin being a male contraceptive:

Why hasn’t Charlie Brooker thought of this yet? If it happened on ‘Black Mirror’, it will happen ...

Exactly. A tv show & feature on the making of ‘The Godfather’?

Magnificent, Scotty!

Gonna make a film about the making of a Coppola film? ‘Apocalypse Now’ would be the obvious one, but still, ‘Heaven’s Gate’, anyone?

‘Thrush and the Cunts’, anyone?

“Make Sense Of This. I Dare You.”

Margaret Thatcher was “so elegant and wonderful”, I thought she was British.