Are Canadians storming the Capitol Building? Achieve your pretty arse off, Pat.

The Duplass Bros. did the same theme with ’Paddleton’ on Netflix. I’m no crier, but, man, that got me close ...

What they’re flogging is anxiety:

Objectivity. Look it up. It’s a Groovy Scene, now that The Cunt’s gone x

Oh, those were the days; when sense mattered. Do you want sauce with your wall?

This will make MSNBS transition to Pornhub.

Politics has been the ad-break in reality tv for years. They don’t Govern. They Sell. Now watch this drive ...

It’ll be one fat centrefold. One. No, what are they called ... words? in that illiterate fuck’s, um, ‘library’. That said, he does sign Bibles.

Jesus, AV C, now The Bastard’s fit for an entertainment site! NO MORE YEARS! NO MORE YEARS!! NO MORE FUCKIN’ YEARS!!!

Friday The 13th’s older than Road Warrior. Surely, someone else’s pointed that out.

I haven’t seen it, but I can tell you there’s a boat in it. And it’s a movie.

Under lockdown, people got bored of Recreational Outrage. Boring - the New Outrage.

I’m Australian. That was a cut & paste job from Google. British? Eccch, no effin’ way.

Master & Commander is of the S & M genre (oh, God, shut up, tb).

How can you possibly manage to be older than Russell Crowe? Anyway, at least “kids these days” know how to abuse a phone correctly.

Oh, PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!! BOTH OF YOU!!!

Apparently, Scorsese used ‘Be My Baby’ in ‘Mean Streets’ without permission. But who’s gonna pull a gun on Scorsese?

“The US space agency (Nasa) has formally outlined its $28bn (£22bn) plan to return to the Moon by 2024. As part of a programme called Artemis, Nasa will send a man and a woman to the lunar surface in the first landing with humans since 1972. Sep 22, 2020.”

I read Ronnie Spector’s book, ‘Be My Baby: How I Survived Mascara, Miniskirts, and Madness’:

Just fuckin’ spare Neil Young, just this once.