His name is Aquaman, not Detailsman - Detailsman’s a little known lawyer with Superpowers from The John Grisham Universe (tm).

Is dancing like a white guy a ‘thing’ for comedians?

... That’s a hell of a lot of links for 3/2 paragraphs ... You don’t trust Ellen, AV Club, do you?

We’re still talking about what is just another effing superhero film, aren’t we? What would Scorsese think?

If you don’t want to be the first kid killed in a slasher film, don’t smoke dope. Or make out. If you’re second to go, it’s because you went upstairs.

Belief is free, when you can’t yet afford a Porsche.

“For a little while, there was a Forrest Gump sequel in the works.”

I’m not going to say you’re wrong, but you sure seem bored.

Probably the place to say this: there’s an incredibly apt feature/doco in this.

Abandon all ye Identity! We should all just identify as dickheads. Then we’ll get along.

Fifty Shades of J.K.

I’m a straight guy who’s not in disguise ... What’s going on? ‘TERf’??? Are they serious??? Man (or, whatever), don’t they have bills to pay and other exciting things to do?

How do you dramatise Trump without it being caricature? 

Crossed my mind, but Hoffman could have convinced me he was Hillary - He was the Greatest. Ever.

You want to see Australia’s ‘Countdown’, then. Without it, you wouldn’t have ... well, Abba, but that was in the 70s ...

...So she’s Commercially Ignorant? Bliss ...

AV Club just recommended ‘To Die For’, if that’s worth it ...

I’m starting a boy band called, ‘Underage Fling Jimmy’.

It was hyperbole, then - now its documentary.

Surely, ‘The Invisible Man’ is the cheapest effect ever. Can we afford fangs? No, but that’s, um, irony: ‘Nothing’ can be, um, scary, too ...