No, she flogs wokeness ©. I wish I was allowed to “be nice”.

No, she flogs wokeness, which she has copyrighted, doesn’t she? I wish I was allowed to be nice ...

I’m Australian, and that’s why you need to know about soccer players’ infidelity and why climate change is a lie - Vote accordingly, or ... or I’ll patronise you further. That’ll be a buck, thanks ...

There’s a Lifestyle Blog, just for you: ‘The Guardian’; where your precious demographic will never be accountable. So take comfort in all that conformation bias

No, just stop watching her because its her job to be interesting - Not an anodyne dishwashing liquid salesperson, empowering idiots, everywhere ...

You’re absolutely right. Awful behaviour is awful behaviour. Unequivocally. No matter who, or what, commits it ...

I get that conservatives don’t get much of a run here, probably because of increasingly universal dickheadedness, but:

My phone can’t tell me what objectivity is, which is comforting ...

Objectivity? Is that still a thing?

But she empowered me with laundry detergent commercials. How am I supposed to feel clean, now?

She’s a comedian? Wow. I thought she was a Zeitgeist Evangelist ... Phew - I was so enlightened by her giveaways and sponsors, I was ready to donate. And buy that toaster her sponsor recommends. To, you know, save my identity/soul ...

Any good? ‘Tis GOLD - Everything this film seemingly wants to be, but if we’re going to revise history for laughs - it doesn’t get mentioned any more because, you know, Kevin Spacey’s a little too close to Nixon for comfort - get a look at Michael Shannon doing Elvis in Elvis and Nixon. 

Like Kramer’s coffee table book about coffee tables, we now need a game show about game shows

On the DVD extras for this, Cameron says something like, “We had no money, so we had to be creative ... ” - Best film he’s ever made.

I imported it on DVD. My dad made me question myself. And he’s a fucking copywriter.

Franco doesn’t give a rat’s arse about being an A-lister. He uses it to get all sorts of weird stuff off the ground, for better or worse; but he takes risks, and that’s why I dig him.

I started recycling because of Birdemic. Nguyen deserves a Nobel.

Trump. You put “reality-based” in inverted commas.

Trump. You put “reality-based” in inverted commas.

I thought ‘Cool As Ice’ was a biopic. Or at least an origin story.