These are present teenagers? iGen.

Rock & Roll stopped itself years ago; it requires new ideas and the last time one of them was had by someone with a distorted guitar was 2007

Something Robert De Niro said stayed with me. To paraphrase, “When you’re famous, you meet as many people in one day as the next person meets in a year,” but we already knew Hollywood is a social cesspool

Why BLAME anyone (fuck this culture), but why are you going for a walk?

Repo Man: “A plate of shrimp.”

It’s a beer commercial

“Intents and purposes,” because, you know, we’re nit-picking?

Perfect.

Even his minders are hip enough to know that he can’t admit to shitting to Nickleback

That’d be called Politics, not Governance. We’re more into stabbing our leaders in the back in Australia. Because we’re convicts, but at least our public health system works for their workplace injuries. Some of the time ...

I don’t know a thing about this band, but are you suggesting that their lyrics come with no grammar?

Yep. Nothing like being adored by incoherence. 

That film’s perfect. To paraphrase, “That law was invented for poor people, but we can use it, too.”

Okay, Children. We’re old, now

A wonderful book on barring, Toby Cecchini’s ‘Cosmopolitan’:

Do it for a living and you’ll come to hate it - find me a mechanic whose car doesn’t still need “a bit of work”.

The perfect joke. In 9 pages.

For all his achievements, he optioned and got ‘One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest’ into all the right hands, so Mr. Douglas, I am forever grateful.

‘Final Cut’ would make a great film about restrained rage

Okay, Coppola may have been going nuts in the jungle, but he only turned out ‘Apocalypse Now’ in the process