‘whose “Dr. Phil” title belies the fact that he hasn’t been licensed to practice psychology in more than a decade’ 

I believe that steel string in the “bar” was a Fender ... What would Hendrix think?

For all its hilarity, how didn’t ‘Rocky IV’ (man, now that’s a training montage. Rescue those Russian peasants, Rock! ... ) start a nuclear war?

I applaud the realism of porking a pegasus with a ponytail. So ... you can control it? I guess?

For me, Cameron’s defining moment was on the extras disc of his best effort, ‘The Terminator’ (where his best character had 32 words), where he says, to paraphrase, “we had no money, so we had to be creative.” Now he writes ‘Showgirls’-level dialogue ...

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Hard Ticket To Hawaii?

“It’s a miracle

Harrison Ford must be extra-proud of that Dancin’ Han thing. Christ, what an embarrassment 

Hard Ticket To Hawaii?

So I can’t watch ‘Pulp Fiction’ because Harvey Weinstein is an expletive in a towel? ‘Chinatown’’s awful because Polanski’s a paedophile? ... Man, I’d better turn to that lovely gent, James Cameron ...