It's a flawless reading experience... trust me. I've tried both and for me, even considering Kindle's hype, all the pros and cons of both... I HAD to go with what felt the best for a long reading session... and that is the Nook, simple. I have been satisfied since day one and I don't need to upgrade for a while, it's…

I guess you've never actually held a Nook Simple Touch for a long reading session, otherwise you wouldn't have posted that comment. Why would any Nook owner want to return it when it really, honestly doesn't get any better? It's about the reading experience... and it's really really good with Nook. Really. Trust me.

Really? Pointless? Not even one point? Really?

I just can't buy the whole bow to the king mentality, it doesn't work for me on this one. Every Nook book is not locked into their own format, so if anything happens in the future, oh well, I'll just load up my library on a new ereader. Don't we all upgrade our gadgets every few years anyways? Why not enjoy the best…

I think the winning factor for me is the grip... it feels great to hold, if you haven't felt it yet, give it a try and you'll understand. Plus the buttons are a huge deal... I can grip the bezel and read upside down and with a little harder of a push I can turn the page without moving my fingers. I know that sounds…

I think the "no-brainer" statement has a different meaning here. Nook is the best choice, duh.

Sorry Kyle... but I think it's a sexy ass design and just plain badass... why you don't see the same I'm not sure but I still like you regardless.

Wait, what? so a full android market is your make or break as a "techie"... ? The specs just seem to fall into the background when you can't download Dragon, Fly! Good for you.

And a doctor of the language arts for you sir!

NO! The Nook HD+!

My dog looks at me and she is trying to tell me something, it'd be fun to know what's on her mind... only, let's keep her a dog still, I can't have another opinionated mind sleeping in my bed at night... I'll go crazy. (They're man's best friend for a reason.)

Wow... you just made that more confusing than you needed to. Just relax and stop trying so hard. It's simple really and yeah it's correctly written for the wording as structured sentance-ly.

This has to be an ironic statement? Right? Avoid idioms like the plague.

Eh... Google, just keep your good work for yourself, let Android users have something nice to show off.

Yeah... I was thinking the exact same thing.

Yeah, all the replies pretty much say it... but I think the best word that was used was dipshit.

Google Glass? I think we have the limit of design and function when it comes to holding something in our hands and touching the screen with our fingers... it's been perfected and polished to the point of apogee... I think the only next big innovation is rethinking what we have become so used to... but that comes in…

uh... no, it can't jack you off under the table... not even practically.

Dude... you're a plain ass liar... a troll? This entire post/rant is nothing but trash talking, and I don't think you're fooling anyone but yourself.

That was hilarious!