WOAAAHHHH WELCOME BAAAHCCK TO JIM JIM IN THE MORNING so we’re giving away some Katy Perry tickets at the bottom of the hour *fart noise* HEY WATCH IT LAUREN THERE ARE KIDS LISTENING JESUS CHRIST! So get this, some guy in Florida decided to get his Christmas tree from...wait for it...his neighbor’s lawn! Lauren: OH.…

“4. Pocket glasses”

Aren’t we all?

I’m not going to defend his character, but having played football, I will say this:

Once again, New York finds a way to barge into Philly discussions.

ascots can’t melt steel beams!

“mesopelagic” = Fancy

“mesonotsopelagic” = not as Fancy



also acceptable : “mehsopelagic”

This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.

We call that Freedom Foam.

There is no version of the GTI I would not drive. Even the MKIV... So long as they are a 337 or 20th. Same with the R32/Golf R. Do not feel bad.

Same thing here with my ‘16 GTI. However the saving grace is that the fancy screens are going to be $$$ on the top-line models. If you are getting a VW for less than $30K, you are probably not getting the new screens.

This! If you want America to *export* cars, those cars will have to conform to the NCAP standards etc. that apply in the markets you want to *sell* into.

He would also have to find a way around CARB. I somehow doubt the auto makers will make cars that specifically won’t be sold in the largest US car market.

can’t reach the voting machine from one knee

And then they came for the group gatherings, And I didn’t speakup because I could go to the bar; And then they came for the barkeeps, And I didn’t speak up because I could stream illegally; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

Having owned a cheap, much abused Dodge Viper, I can confirm that this is both an excellent, and supremely poor decision that everyone with $10,000 should both do and then regret.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!