“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Your nonchalance toward the lending of a vehicle to what may or may not be the most vicious clubbening of an innocent seal pup flock is most distressing.

More like water polio, amirite??

Do your homework, guys. We all know that they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

One’s for your soda, one’s for your road soda.

I’m old enough to remember when all the pit crew wore on their heads were baseball caps.

Maybe if she had a toolkit and an OBD scanner.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Occam’s razor: Gronk is speaking to the female audience

I wish I lived where you do.

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

Didn’t help him though.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

They should raise the roadway to make it an 9 ft clearance. It would make it easier for trucks to judge that they are not going to fit and allow 95% of traffic to move with out incident.

hehehehe... crushing the Bears...

I strongly endorse this take