Extraordinary Kinja.

Wrong. I am thinking about painting my lake house in Gulf livery.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

Why not? Because of the old adage: “There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Porsche”. That may not be totally accurate to the savvy Jalop, but it looms pretty large for anybody not experienced in DIY mechanicing.

Kudos to LVG and his scouts for identifying up-and-coming talent.

his tibia must be named Rosie because it was cracklin’

I’m gonna say it was the 1966 Super Wagoneer that started it all. It was basically the luxury version of the standard Wagoneer and had air conditioning, an automatic transmission, power brakes, power steering, a tilt steering wheel and a push-button radio.

It was the bee’s knees.

She totally has to tell you, otherwise it’s entrapment.

“Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.”

Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.

It doesn’t take a genius to recognize that it’s a self-effacing story of a country boy doing something wrong and instead of doing the right thing progressively doing dumber and dumber. If it’s in the telling (as Brunell stressed) why not benefit of the doubt. Obviously it’s what a dumb f’er I was and I kept doing…

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

Guess you had to be there

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Yeah, I’ve spent the last 12 hours staring at it... still can’t figure out what they were getting at.

Seriously, people.

As you said, god forbid in New York someone cuts you off while walking. That sort of thing just doesn’t fly here. Why, just yesterday, I was walking on the sidewalk and passed someone who was walking too slow, and they stabbed me five times in the chest. It’s a miracle I’m still alive, especially as it was the third…

Roses are red