typhoonegator
typhoonegator
typhoonegator

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.

True, and God it would be fun to watch the Yankees have to keep squirming about much they can’t stand him and yet can’t get rid of him. As it stands, his image rehab is sort of win-win for both of them, which of course I cannot stand.

Sub out A-Rod, sub in Michael Phelps, only because I’m not sure there are any fresh A-Rod takes left.

As much fun as it might be, all I would think about behind the wheel is:

Blatt: Excellent!

Is the narrator speaking into a fan?

What’s really shocking is that the cubs managed to win the game.

The real travesty here is they left the in-game music on. Might as well be wireframe if you’re going to do that.

The 919 has a V4. It’s modern!

“I left the iron on, didn’t I?”

ROUTE ONE IN NORWOOD!!!

Careful, don’t make him come out to New York to crack some skulls in the Gawker stable, you liberal morans!

Awesome Drift 550

This car is the exact automotive equivalent of the phrase “you had me, then you lost me.”

“Woke up like this”

When the reverse lights came on, that’s when I lost it.

He traveled.

God I hope Lue unfollows him on Twitter.

Don’t you hate pants?