Oh my.

Coming back to France from the East really crosses the Maginot line to these Marseille fans.

I can’t wait for Pitchfork to tell me how to feel about this....

Offtopic: what is the circle on the windshield? Is it a very low fidelity map of the Ring?

Hazard is awesome, though. And Fabregas.

Big bonus points for using “a elite” rather than “an elite”. Really shows his comprehensive awareness of the meme.

Christ, I made my 3 year old put his Patrick Kane jersey on the top shelf of the closet because “he’s in some trouble right now but the facts aren’t all in, and we’ll have to wait it out”.

Clearly he is elite. If they gave out rings for broken collarbones, well then he’d have two more rings than I, or the vast majority of America. He is most certainly elite by that standard.

Quit trying to make “guit” happen.

Great! Then you might as well just blow off the other one too!

Too bad there aren’t more paint options. Would be fun to go a little nuts.

I like how it’s shedding a single tear for the death of understated style.

Saw one of these at the Larz Anderson bike show last weekend. It was lovely. Great style.

Use your winker, you wanker!

I don’t know, the part with Harrison Ford and the Amish chick was pretty good.

A Sentra would have sealed the deal.

Where is the Nissan Sentra when you need it?

Hmmm. Are they mirror polished?

How do...opulent people...even get into the damn thing? Does it release a mound of dead ferrets for you to climb so you can elegantly seat yourself without burning your leg on the exhaust outlets?