Actually pretty respectably done! He’d better check his door handles for scuff marks.

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

Does it change colors when it’s angry?

“less miles than a jazz hater’s club”. That is fantastic.

Come on out, boy! It’s windy!

At least denim wouldn’t carry the same connotations of soldier vs. enemy. Unless we’re talking about Walker, Texas Ranger. His denim was a beacon of freedom.

Why camouflage? Because they bought from DoD surplus? I mean, they’re inside.

Was there a year that still had the pop-up lights but not that weird asymmetrical side-view mirror? Too lazy to check.

Oooh la la la.

“He travelled. And feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats.”

Come for Will Farrell, stay for John C. Reilly.

I don’t know. It looks like Love took two steps upfield first, so it’s fair game.

Well, he does admit that the defense was dismantled “like a Lego set”.

The natural order has been breached. The bear knows this, and shouts his agony to the stars. But where is his God? The throne lies empty.

Great idea. This is hard.

That is one large wing.

That is so fucking metal.

In some of those pictures the back end is hanging a little low, isn’t it? Something heavy in the back, or a sagging spring job?

C’mon man, it’s the Cubs. If they can figure out a way to tear his rotator cuff, it’ll get done.