You've certainly kindled a scorching response.

That sociopath should be fired!

Keep it up, and soon all of Jalopnik will bow to your aesthetic. Then we'll finally be able to have some fun around here.

Was Audit TT GranSport Xdrive already taken?

I assume that's exactly what he told his girlfriend.

Kitchenette beat you to it this time, Torch. Might want to give a shout out.

I'm pretty confident that by the end of the season, the Bears didn't have a single DB who could perform the nine step walk or the one leg stand.

What I don't understand is why only 17/22 readers found the review useful.

Magisterial!

This is the best bear because he goes all scorched earth on the apparatus even after the deer is down, thus protecting his brethren from suffering a similar fate.

Bear of the Year? More like Year of the Bear, amirite? #youknowimright

Check plus.

"Ryan's going to land on his feet somewhere, and whoever gets him ought to be thrilled."

God, that is one fantastic gif.

Great response. Thank you!

With that side-stick layout, does a right-handed pilot sit on the right side? If both pilots are righties, do they fight over who has to use their off-hand to pilot a $58 million dollar aircraft? Maybe they're just used to it, but I feel like I'd be considerably less coordinated flying with my left hand.

Thank you. One of my favorite commercials of all time.

Cherry-Vanilla-Mr. Pibb!

Until he got to "Pepe rises like a beautiful salmon out of a fresh summer stream".

Fantastic, informative write-up. Thanks for this.