But.. it’s my money, and I want it NOW.

The subheading for the related content sums it up best:

Hire a colony of ants.

I think I’d rather face my wife with an unbruised face, no arrest record, etc. than prove some masculine point or have some perceived loss of balance of Honor and Respect. Someone who will start a fight in a bar is likely to have a skewed sense of those things to begin with, so you’re not going to “win” with them.

Anyo…

Yeah, I’d kill for that. Keep your movies and beverage service, just give me all that fucking legroom and I’m good.

I think all parents should teach their kids to stand by those being bullied and to be the change in the world.

And please, teach your children to stick up for kids getting bullied. Role-play with your kids so they can practice reacting to someone getting bullied instead of just standing by. Tell them it’s normal to want to ignore it and act like it’s “not their problem,” but tell them they can be better than that. Ask them who…

Did you literally skip past the very next clause in the sentence where he says he read the transcript?

Except it is followed by “I read the transcripts.” That is basically the same as seeing it because both the questions and answers are typed up. For example, a script is much like a transcript. I can tell what happens in a film by reading the script, but not seeing it. I can do the same for a presser and the…

In the time it took to watch the video and read the article, Texans punted again

If they did they couldn’t find any footage of it.

Isn’t Bud Light shitty enough to begin with?

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

Are we that surprised that they voted for this when they have the lowest education level?

To be fair, that is probably what he is programmed to say in response to any question...

Low self esteem? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Lost your job? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Stuck in student loan debt! We’ll bomb ISIS!
Painful hemorrhoids? Oh don’t you worry, we’ll bomb ISIS!

At least the man is consistent!

Mine was sane and rational before he met my stepmother. Retirement hasn’t helped either.

Let me guess: He spends a lot of time since retiring watching Fox News.

It’s hard to believe one person can contain this amount of stupid.

Ooooooo planes! Wait, what were we talking about?