“We’re hoping for that same magic ‘Sunday Night Football’ has with Al and Cris to carry over to Thursday night.”

Nicely done!

Let me help you with this since my wife and family are Chinese and I’m not and had to learn this the hard way.

Compelling news, nerd sees breast on TV

When are the Olympics again?

It hurts! I forced my wife to watch these after I did.

“we don’t make decisions based on television numbers.” Oh really?

Maybe he farted?

Poor lady probably just waited in line 45 minutes, had to walk all the way back to her seat, received and answered a cell phone call then finally was able to eat then BLAM.

Vietnam War

If it is an Asian wedding, cash is expected over gifts.

Good God you’re right! I thought athletic shorts were designed to prevent scenarios like this.

Nice!

Zing! You won the Internet today!

I did unfortunately, Mother of God.....

Great read!

He is trying his personal best.....

Zing!

I believe the brand is NaCL