On some level you have to respect the hustle where they turned what was originally a commentary on consumerism into a franchise that releases the same set of thematic packs each cycle, costing hundreds of quid in total, before then starting all over again but with even fewer features at launch all while still keeping…

it’s difficult to stomach the idea of this

Social media is still so new that we really don’t know how dangerous it is. Every year we’re seeing brand new harmful behaviors. It needs a ton of new laws to protect people and quickly! Fraud, theft, e-pimping, kidnappings, murders, terrorism, propaganda wars against entire countries, coups; this is a massive source…

I don’t think that number is going to be as large as you think, but I’d imagine there are some who are in that situation.

xphsycovaginax 2: cockadoodledoo, wasn't that on Gamecube? 

I understand it was written just to get a reaction out of people, so here I am, but FF13 being one of the best Final Fantasies is true if you consider 14th place or so ‘one of the best’.

I’m not sure I’d call giving the people who treated me like shit the exact thing they wanted a “mic drop” moment.  

Why is this...how is...I...

A small device is affixed under each player’s shirt that “pops,” making a hole in the shirt and oozing out a brownish liquid.

The signature thing makes me do some serious self reflection. It’s sad to think about. Like, that’s the kind of thing I (a guy) might joke about with some of my close friends (who are guys). It’s something crude but ultimately harmless with a certain group.

It’s never time to replay (or play) a bad Final Fantasy

Well, if one thing’s for sure, dunking on Cyberpunk is a great way to get video game blogs to basically just reprint your press release while heaping loads of additional praise on the developer.

“improving your aim and reducing your chance to hit”

I is for Intersex, which some people call a Hermaphrodite. Means they were born with both male and female bits, or they at least have characteristics from both if they dont have the bits. Less than 2% of people are born like this

Let’s be real. Most of the female characters are designed to fill the Cpt. Kirk fantasy of banging hot babes across the galaxy. They’re just well developed. That’s why they’re all 90%+ humanoid because BW isn’t thinking anyone wants to plow a Klingon female or a blob monster. Yeah, it’s disappointing, but I’m not…

Stock photo or not, it never was going to prevent me from romancing her for the 7th time.

Put all your personal nonsense aside. Company makes a game. It sold very well. Execs profit. That’s how business works.

Fun fact: If you mix gfuel, gatorade powder, and lemonade mix, you fight god. It’s not even a choice he just shows up at your house and starts punching you

Congratulations, you mixed a stimulant with a depressant.