I thought it was pretty cool until I saw the Monster logo.

Not bad for an apparently coal-fired truck. Either that or he's got a tire fire brewin' in the bed.

The fact that you're willing to admit a derp on the internet makes you rare, well appreciated gem. :)

The Shelby Cobra is also an American engine in a British car. C'mon dude.

Tell me more about how Americans designed this car.

Once again, that is not a keying. Sorry to deflate your anti-hipster, self-righteous rage, but no way is that a keying.

My stomach knots up when I think about it. The Porsche was in perfect condition when it was parked, having just been repainted. I snuck over there at a recent family gathering under the guise of having to go pee - I checked the quarter panels and they seemed solid still. Who knows though, I couldn't see a lot of it.

Hahah, old, and yes. But I doubt I'll be able to get him to give me the cars.

My uncle has a 1958 Porsche Speedster in road racing form, a 21 window VW bus, two round-window bugs (at least), a Bug-eye Sprite, an old Desoto, a garage full of vintage motorcycles and used Porsche racing engines, a Graham-Nash, a Mk1 GTi, and god knows what else - all rotting away on his land. He hasn't touched any…