I think you may be taking a throwaway bit of lighthearted trash-talking too seriously, but Du has earned the right to be a little cocky.

Also, doesn’t it seem awfully rude for your character to try to hurt their character? Wouldn’t it be better if they were just friends?

I know, fucked up. He should go to jail for that.

What the hell is wrong with that guy? He clicked “Accept” without even reading the agreement.

The dude looks enough like me that I freaked out for a quarter second before realizing it wasn’t my reflection on his Switch.

Hurts my man hands just looking at it.

A guy who lives in Yokohama who I follow on Instagram already got his, too. Fun times!

In regards to Amazon, one thing I’ve been doing lately is having all my Amazon stuff sent to an Amazon locker. Before, most of my stuff bought off Amazon was being delivered by USPS and they just leave stuff wherever, even though everyone knows you never just leave packages outside apartment doors...

Remember that Zelda demo? Good times.

Weird that you would post this today. I was just looking through my E3 2011 photos and remembered when I held the WiiU Prototype controller in the Nintendo Booth. Then I check for new articles and see this one on the Wii U announcement.

Sony made good use of the reveal to great effect however. Everyone remembers the mic drop for the PS4, but for me, the words “$299" followed by the spokeperson leaving were the most epic thing in forever. We’ll never, ever see stuff like that again.

Keeping the “Wii” moniker was the first mistake. People couldn’t even tell if it was a new system, or an upgrade/expansion.

No, I’d say the worst hardware reveal was the sneak launch of the Saturn, which pissed off developers whom were stuggling like mad to try and get games ready for the official launch only to find out the damned thing had been snuck out of the door and causing the buyers for Kay-B-Toys, whom at the time was a still…

There are so many questions people have about the Switch still, but when you look at the blunder that was the Wii U, you can see the reason why. They don’t want to make the messaging any more confusing than it needs to be. With over 2 million preorder sales just in time for the end of their fiscal year, they have no…

It doesn’t really “switch” into a console mode, it just changes the GPU clockspeed. I wouldn’t even consider it a console, it’s really a handheld.

sounds like someone is tryin’ reeeeeeeal hard to keep the bad thoughts away.

This is one instant in which I am grateful to not have enough money to pre-order. The optimist in me wants it so bad because it’ll be great; the pesimist thinks it will have flaws and might not be worth the purchase; the realist knows all three need to eat so we have to wait.

That logic is stupid, it’s like saying we should just buy a TV when all we know is that you can watch TV on it. It’s 2017, consumers need to be able to compare a product to the compition and know which product is the better choice. You need information to make an informed decision.

Uh no. We need to know more about the hardware specs, what resolution and fps we should expect more often than not. We need to know how much ram it has. If it only has 4 gigs that limits 64 but games from seeing full potential. If you selling online, how much will it cost, what can it do and what cant it do? We need…

I keep hoping they will drop a Direct in the next couple of weeks, but who knows.

Nintendo’s stubbornness when it comes to “secrecy” and “controlling their narrative” is so god-damned annoying sometimes. All it ever seems to do is paint them in a negative light, and rightly so.

Right now, all I can infer from their…