I hope Fernando doesn’t have to wait this long for a decent car.

The wrong one is topless.

I’m not what you would call a patient man, Doug.

You realize you a re a skyline womb. A vessel carrying the skyline came to you, 9 months later you delivered it to the world. Congratulations! it’s a skyline!

Doug likes to screw with your mental calendar.

“I highly suggest you take a bathroom break and watch it on your phone as you sit on the toilet.”

Doug,

From 30HP

People have issues with 3 blink turn signals? I only wish the manufacturers would let you adjust it to 4 or 5 blinks through the car’s on-board displays. You can adjust some of the Audi/VWs using a factory or aftermarket diagnostic tool to configure it for a 4 or 5 blink.

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Cue the “It looks like a Jaaaaaaaag.” crowd in 3...2...1...

That’s the intent, but you see - the doors are just too excited to be a part of the process. Premature door rotation.

I always considered Shooting Brakes and Hatchbacks to be separate body styles, much like most Jalops separate Hatchbacks from Wagons. Am I mistaken?

I’ll just leave this here....

How did my “A FiST for an Anally Fisting business” not come in #1?

THERE IS SOME COLLUSION AFOOT!!!!

How to know if you bought the wrong car ? Easy.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Hey Thorin, I'm the Chrome omnibox owner. Here are a few other tips you didn't list: