How the fuck are you going to expect a bunch of 18 yo enlisted dudes from the south to learn Pashto? I would pay money to see that!

Bloodhound SSC supersonic car, using a Cosworth F1 engine to pump fuel into the rocket engine... pure madness!

I mean...it was a nice drift.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

Learn your alphabet. It goes A B C S E F G H, etc etc

(watches video)

How many of us would rather have the classic Jeep?

Microfibers are, essentially, fabrics made from really, really small fibers. Duh. The fibers are so small that a pound of them would be enough to span the distance from the earth to the moon. These fibers are beaten around in all kinds of brutal ways, including something called "needle punching" and are impregnated…

The need to call their car the F150 to troll Ferrari.

Hey buddy, it must hurt having that stick so far up your ass.

But if you do, rest assured Jalopnik will be on it.

This is the only correct answer.

Whew, good thing they had that protective ribbon keeping bystanders safe! You never know when a home built 600+ hp hatchback might fly into that miracle tape flapping in the breeze.

I see Antonov (and Soviet Russia in general) as more of a copycat designer. The An-225 is, in my eyes, an enlarged 747/C5 hybrid. The Soviets also pretty much copied America's space Shuttle, and even the Concorde. Have you heard about the Concordeski?

Correct headline: "PSA: A Warning to All Roadside Trees and Telephone Poles"

ALL OF THEM.

nice fucking toy box

Does the internet cease to impress you?

Sounds like a very angry drain pipe