There is a bulge in the hood and a bulge in my pants. It's the battle of the bulges up in here.

Another lovely and severe case of "engineers let loose", I give you the clown shoe.

Camaro, is that you?

I couldnt believe nobody had yet

Lock me mama like a wagon wheel, right?

Juan Barnett obviously released the real deal awhile back on Oppo...

Look at all the extra space..space..space..

Oh boy I get to dust off my replica car again!

It's just a mule. The production version won't have this feature.

Love the 'shop, Patrick :)

That is the most hideous 'shop I've ever seen.

So this is Tesla's plan to stick it to the Texas laws. Build a vehicle that is immensely popular among Texas buyers and have the public pressure their local politicians to re-think their position on franchise laws. Of course the million dollar question is, "Will the Telsa truck be desirable enough to accomplish this?"…

I say this should set the standard for all electric trucks, because Ben Franklin:

I'm no expert but...

Just wanted to thank Jalopnik for the morning wood. Keep up the great work.

Reminds me of this from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

Not the best quality shot, but still one of my favorites.

Snooze inducing...Prius