Oh, hey brother!

street rods, or other garbage like that

You have a basement?

And “BMW’s aren’t what they used to be.” Can’t forget that one. 

BMW E92

“No expense was spared.”

I ain’t got words. 

I think they were going for the “and you can accelerate quickly without having to downshift” aspect. Which is cool and all, but predictive of nothing but that.

I really didn’t like those in daily driving. It’s a mental thing, like “is it actually going to work if I push it?” At least the ones I drove were impervious to squeezing. You had to pretty much press with the tip of your finger(s). Not a natural motion by any measure - unless you’re accustomed to clawing thin sticks. 

I know it’ll be all computerized because that’s just how it is and there’ll never be another E30 because legally impossible, but make it drive like an E9x again, or a 2, and I’ll believe you.

“[...] how nice it must be to ignore discrimination, homophobia and racism until it affects you personally.”

Well, this guy is in the business of being shitty in business. Knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. 

Looks to me like he’s grabbed that saddle and is about to step out of the bed as a cowboy does. Or, someone’s about to walk by with a horse without a saddle and he’s at the perfect height to just drop that bad boy on there. Either way, you’re going to need a Ranchero to pull this off.

Here it’s not uncommon for me to see what appears to be three or four cars just acquired at auction that afternoon with the biggest one serving as the engine of a makeshift train, all connected with tow bars connected to square tubing or whatever rigged to the front bumper mounts of each car, just cruising down the…

With the preface of it being a shitty recording, yes. I’d reserve judgement until I got an in-person listen. I like high rpms and that’s a weird V-8, both of these are badass, to hear me tell it. 

My ‘66 Charger got away. I don’t blame my self ‘cause I was only 18 and I really needed a 4wd truck.... dammit. Hands-down coolest interior of any car I ever had. 

I gotta be an extra in that. I’ll keep an eye out for casting. 

I’m hearing a shitty recording with no bottom end and it still sounds badass. 

Poor Lindsey, she’s just beside herself over this. 

Exactly.