Dafuq? Not in this universe. Pac money, Wall St., military industrial complex sellout. I could go on, but three strikes is enough.

If she did all that she would have no friends left...

I like birds. These aren’t birds.

Seriously. Who leaves a fucking Shelby out in the elements? Who? This is Texas, not California. We may not salt the roads but we get enough rain to rust away anything.  Then again, I’ve seen some horrible things done...

A 4wd G-Van is so cool. 

If only it had some kind of forward structure to brace it...

Maybe that was just the 1950 rules. Looks like a Ferrari 212 was the car to beat in ‘51.

So, Elizabeth whose favorite isn’t a bimmer, when you do give in to fate I say go for the E92 M3. Of course it’ll need loud ‘Merican sounding pipes to be complete, but yeah, do that.

This is just buying a turn-key race car. That’s all it is. I’m cool with that.

Dude batman’s getting old. It’s ok if he cruises an Infiniti.

I had two BMW’s totaled in one five month period. It’s not how you want to do it, but one particular insurance co. got it from me sans-lube. 

All cars look taller and uglier in pics than in person, to me. I’m really hoping that’s the case here. 

After the recent defense bill I still have millions left over. Please, by all means, go fight in the spaces on my behalf. I can’t be having those Russkies sneaking in there and dominating things, and my neighbors work for Lockheed and stuff.

“What is the acceptable response for a nation being devoured?”

something something

We won’t be getting it, we just paid for Lockheed’s profits for the foreseeable future.

For non I-drive you use the turn signal stalk buttons to bring up the ccid codes

Oh, I agree. I always think, “You know the code, put that up instead of the light bulb telling me to go scroll through menus to get it. Oh, and then don’t put up the code, use actual name.”

Your E90 will pull up a ccd code telling you exactly which bulb is out.

Dude says “Theres no point having heated seats when you live in Texas.”