Why not take dad out to brunch whenever you feel like it?

Yep. I was making a joke.

They raced that for us poors, you know. We beat the shit out of those fancy ass Ferraris.

That’s what I do. I mean, it’s Jalopnik and there will be engine sounds, right? Right. Wait ‘til you get home and crank it.

I see these and always want to ask: Are you still in your 20's, or just some kind of a freak of nature?

Yep, for just about any decently long drive (call it, um, over twenty minutes or so).

But my chief concern is that mobility solutions, like e-scooters, are being used and championed as an excuse to not adequately fund public transportation, which can actually move a mass of people at a high rate of speed.

That’s not a business model. That’s a crime.

Yeah, gotta give you that one. If it’s not a muscle car, nix the chrome!

But no candidate is pure enough. As a liberal, my candidate must be pure and clean. Imperfection will not be tolerated. Compromise will not be tolerated. Pure and clean. Only when they are clean will they know our power.

I got angry in 2011 when an entire country told me they didn’t know what a plutocracy was.

It is clearly a ‘55 Chevy. Take you pick, 150, 210, or Belair, but that’s the car.

I’m stuck here at least a couple more years and I just can’t sacrifice another bimmer to Dallas. The wife and I joked about buying surplus cop car and plastering it with punk rock stickers - until it wasn’t a joke anymore. Going to look at it this weekend, along with a ‘79 Ford pickup that might give you tetanus if…

...most people who desire lower taxes don’t want basic needs like roads negated, but rather want their taxes spent more wisely.

Take you beautiful, capitalist star.

Death Wish VI?

When you hold business behind a pasta kitchen, it’s just inevitable.

Wonder how many were upside down on payments and this fuck just totalled their cars leaving them with a few thou to pay off while they walk?

Ridiculous assertion.

Ok, but what runs over people when leaving? Those hooligans in their Aston Martins?