Yeah, a very small percentage has been like that and always will be. Now go learn how many “working poor” receive benefits. And fuck papa john.

That’s why we had to establish a distinction between a douche and an asshole. The D-bag, although narcissistic, still managed to do good. The asshole had no such intention, perhaps even worked to ensure good was foiled.

Mostly they’re uneducated and haven’t read Kant. I see this as a teaching moment.

A gold wing will never be cool? Not sure what world you’re in, but I don’t want to be there.

I love seeing all the cars they don’t sell here. Wait, I hate that. Yeah, that’s it. I hate it.

It’s not. It’s the pr man politely bullshitting again.

This is indeed the best thing on Excuse Us While We Win Day.

Did you really just say you’re not sure if evidence that these tires are defective should be out in the public?

I have no doubt you will continue to easily triumph over the Goodyear co. and the soulless evildoer Mr. Robberson.

Listen to this^

Maybe nah.

I can’t believe you think.

Hey, any way you get there... Welcome.

You forgot to be a shareholder.

Northrop Grumman built the satellite, which was so highly classified that its purpose still hasn’t been disclosed.

I know the story, but I still hope those super-richies believe in something that has a hell.

Ok, this isn’t my field so I’ll take your knowledgeable word for it. People still watch the news? Damn, color me astonished.

Who can’t be bothered to at least shoot some rattle-can silver on those hubcaps? Damn, son, I thought you wanted to sell the car. .

Yet drag racing.

Just cap the money and allow no factory-backed entries. For these purposes I figure a couple hundred thou (or whatever arbitrary amount) still makes a pretty badass race car as long as you don’t have to race a couple million dollar car that spent a month in an wind tunnel.