He’s making the transition now, this is how it starts.  Be careful Andrew, once you go full Torchinsky, there’s no going back.

This is what I typically expect of the police - blocking the way for no good reason. The CHP push above certainly seems to be an exception... but I’m happy to see there are a few thinking people left out there.

That’s easy. Their target market is either someone like me (single person who packs light, or a couple who packs light) or a city dweller who wants to make city driving as painless as possible.

I’m beginning to suspect your father was killed by a stolen car with six fingers on its sword hand.

Bullshit, if you can’t put up with a couple of minutes worth of the discomfort then you shouldn’t have a car in the first place.

John Cena?

You can actually expand that to old cars in general. Go to any old car cruise in and it’s exactly the same attitude - old guys who don’t like anything built after (insert year they graduated from high school or got married). DJ playing fifties and sixties music. It annoys me because I’m far more interested in classic…

It’s about white Southerners being sore losers for the last 150 years, and people of color being the target of their rage and resentment.

This is why my car doesn’t have air suspension.

Stupid thing is, it’s just a fancy switch. They should add a backup in the app. You can already unlock the doors from there. at least if you can release the door you can pull it open.

Or just hold the top button on the fob for 5 seconds. It’d suck but at least it’d get you through a couple days until they can get a…

Ah the irony of being a Bernie bro while driving a $140,000 car.

Tesla isn’t a startup. Tesla is a company valued at ~$50B with 200 dealerships. They market their cars as competitors zee Germans, and they need to hold up their end of the bargain when it comes to quality.

However, the Model S is now 5 years old. They should have these things sorted, start up or not.

why am i having these kinds of issues with a $140k+ car?

Yeah, you need to be in good shape and fit, but are you saying that is so strenuous that women can’t compete? If so, I’m not buying it. Broads already fly fighter jets just fine.

You get an F1 Car, You get an F1 Car, You are all getting F1 Cars! - Oprah when this plan succeeds.

“F1: Driving isn’t about physical strength.” LOL

True story: Some of the most lucid, logical lines of thought I’ve experienced that later informed very responsible choices occurred to me while extremely stoned.

Jefferson’s entire problem with weed boils down to a boyhood association that “Negroes smoke marijuana cigarettes.” Demonizing weed is simply the most publicly acceptable presentation of his racism.

Hi! Doctor here. You, Jeff Sessions, are full of shit, and your intern knows more about marijuana than you do. Might I suggest a good enema?