Just so you know, it’s “goddamned”. I mean, if you’re going to be angry this early in the morning you may as well get the spelling right. :)

By signing the work order promptly and enjoying a cappuccino while you’re service advisor lubes you up (in every sense).

How the fuck do you work on that thing?

you bought a brand new car. financial sense had already gone out the window!

Is that the new BMW 650i GC?

Especially, flat gray. This is the dullest thing imaginable. I think battleships, if they were still being built, would be in Mercedes CLS gray. But they would wear it better and have sleeker lines, like the Littoral Combat Ship.

Proof that our infrastructure is falling apart? We literally build bridges under our bridges (yo dawg) to catch the rubble that falls off as they gradually, slowly disintegrate, because doing this is all the budget allows for.

And Nissan stopped it, because it made zero sense.

Something to cleanse the palate?

Came here to say this. Here’s a star.

I can’t blame Merc for this though. They saw rappers paying to have their cars wrapped in matte, why not offer this as a factory option for some extra $$$

Are we really not done with flat paint yet? Blech.

I was trying to find a way to say that with my “not proven to be helpful so far” comment. My first pass at that sentence may have included “is why we have that ignorant, racist fuck in the White House” in its place.

You good sir are an outlier. Please take note of who is currently living in the white house then get back to me if you still think critical thinking heavily factors into the news sources americans consume.

One of my best friends started a business called “Club Vintage” where he worked on/restored/maintained primarily older BMWs - 2002s, e21s, e28s, e30s, etc.

Whoever drives that must get the funniest looks from everyone they meet.

A croc/Birkenstocks with socks kinda gal who doesn’t know why anyone would want to drive and can kill the fun in any conversation with her beige personality.  

Eh, she looks more like a Honda Element driver

Eh, she probably drives a silver Corolla.

I’m on your side brother, the American worker is the pinnacle of laziness. Hell, I said that we have much to learn about them. Just last week I told my boss off for trying to get ideas on how to boost morale. I told that lazy SOB that having a job should be all the motivation people need, but he gave me a weird look.…

I’ve been pulled over for “excessive acceleration” before.