Couldn’t have said that better. Dallas is also all in an uproar over the this year’s influx of rent bikes. The wife and I love ‘em for riding downtown for the evening or such without worrying about our own $bikes$.

Let me know when it’s been declared greatest. I’ll have my short sword ready.

But, but, it’s blocking my path to muh car! I had to walk all the way around it!

How? You can’t ride on the street anymore?

Because, regardless of the car at some point you must slide across it, ala Duke boys. Hoods supply ample space to accomplish this in front of the windshield and still retain enough real estate for monuments out front. Trunks, on the other hand, just aren’t long enough. Sad.

I cant hear my car’s exhaust (boo! on you BMW) and the factory stereo is alpine with a sub under each seat. I just dont have the willpower to turn it down.

Yes. The audio on all old head units was so weak, and it was trashy so amplifying it just made it worse unless you’re tone deaf. Equalizers flourished for quite a while because of this.

I won’t until somebody else owns that Camaro and takes those godawful white letter tires off it. My dad built cars in the 70's, if I learned anything that’s how you ID a peckerwood.

David Obuchowski gets car people. It’s bleeding out all over the page. Can’t wait for the next one!

Holy anticlimax batman. That thing sounds like it’s on Xanax. Somebody needs to piss it off, quick.

And it’s a complete farce to start with. Hard to argue with the numbers.

West allows for his homeboy Sanders’ moderate racial positions in the name of politics, but not Obama’s.

Yeah, no. The minute she said that I would have stared at her blankly for minute, calmly grabbed my keys, and left. That would be the last time she ever communicated with me. The rest would be through my attorney, who I had instructed to fucking bury her.

Dude, it’s like cars. You can just put it in drive and punch the pedal, all by yo’ self. Or, you can have a tech on hand to tweak the drive, the space version of suspension, the climate control/gravity/holo places, and every other system on your high-end galaxy dominating ship. What’s the mission again? Right, just…

Precisely. Just another way to take a literary dog piss on ‘em.

This article’s title is legit, but I’m geeked about being swamped by these after those needing depreciation are done farting in the seats for lease-term years.

I just almost liked fake sounds for a minute. In my defense, in my head it sounded like a tie fighter and looked really cool coming around that corner.

Oh, look at Reverse Robin Hood. He’s so modest! What a guy. I’m so jealous of whoever finally gets to gut him.

Keep up the good work, ladies.

“Loser Flags” I just love that.