I think Mr. Bottle is commenting on Bauer’s usual Twitter response when people call him on his combative shit, which is “I’m not mad, bro, I’m laughing at you guys for getting angry.”

Yes, because acknowledging our failure as a country to live up to our own supposed ideals means you’re anti-American.

This is some sick BS. I’ll buy him a ticket back to Germany, where his family came from, and whose ethos they apparently hold dearly to.

I have to say, as a non-Yankee fan, this systematic destruction of Jeter’s carefully crafted public image - largely at his own hands - pleases me greatly.

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

Compare these two competitors and the way they act post-match to that guy who got up and screamed like a maniac into the other guy’s face.

Imagine how excited Melo was to check his google alerts this morning and see he’s being mentioned along with these two!

LeBron James will also never got caught shaving points to pay his gambling debts and secretly get suspended for 2 years. So, you're right, he'll never be MJ!

“the dominance of New York and L.A. over the Midwest has existed at least since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar forced his way out of Milwaukee”

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Eh, I don’t want to have a fight about word choices here, but he hadn’t committed to anybody. The contract is the commitment. An informal agreement to later sign a contract is not a commitment.

Four points:

This is so true. I recall a time when I was unlocking my bike in the garage of an apartment building in Jersey City where I used to live. Some dude drives up and claims to be the owner of the developer that built and manages the building and asked me what I was doing there. I was in a good mood so I decided to tell…

The douchebag dad insists that this could be over if the potential thug simply gave him the name of his friend, a proposition to which Michel responds by informing the Yacubian cop-caller: “I don’t have to tell you shit,” which coincidentally, is a direct quote from the first draft of the Declaration of Independence.

Bootlickers are already jumping to Callbox Carl’s defense by saying that because his father was murdered in his driveway by an intruder in 2013, that he has PTSD and is afraid of a tragedy like that occuring again.

Yyyeeeaaaaaaahhh, I’ma call bullshit on this one. I mean it’s easy to go off on Kanye now, but 1.) “Through the Wire” is great and 2.) Why go onstage and do the song with him if you don’t like it?

Really Chaka....

Nothing that brought us Monument Valley or The Room series could ever be a mistake.

Nah. What it really is that they do serve good tasting food. Their stores are clean and their service is great. Most people don’t give a shit about the political thing and they want a fast food place where the food is good, the restaurant is clean, and the service is top notch. Chick-fil-A gives them all of that.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!