They're just pigeons. 

For those unfamiliar with the source, which apparently includes Jim Bakker and anyone who buys this crap, this is the Cleansing of the Temple as told in several of the Gospels.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Really glad they didn’t listen to The Pokemon Company about Mr. Mime, that whole bit was hilarious.

I feel like "sis" should be reserved for people whose humanity you acknowledge.

How the fuck are they just NOW getting that message? Ever since the first teaser poster came out it’s been unanimously negative, including from the top people of Sega themselves.

There are all sorts of reason the rat contrivance could work. Here’s one: The dusting happened when nearly all of the controls had been set to bring Scott back, so the series of switches that had to be flipped was very limited. Also, given a long period of time, many improbable things become almost inevitable. Let’s…

The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

Judging by where most of the women are holding their hands, they seem to have a stout defensive plan against the grabber-in-chief.

> It’s too bad that this poignant scene happens in the midst of a collection of tired stereotypes of gamers

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck every one of these alt-right pieces of trash.

Yale President Peter Salovey, who urged the Yale community to wait to draw conclusions until investigations had been completed.

I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

Players who do this are robbing themselves of practice time that might make all the difference when they find themselves on the verge of losing against a future opponent. cheating not only the game but themselves. They don’t grow. They don’t improve. They take a shortcut and gain nothing. Nothing was risked and…

It feels like another pile of fake outrage that feeds upon itself for energy. An instance where completely missing the point begets anger.

I say this without an ounce of hyperbole, as I adore Bioshock Infinite, but they did the game and the players a huge disservice by saving Burial at Sea for dlc. It is absolutely not optional content, it is a mandatory part of the experience and should have been part of the vanilla game.

You haven’t finished Infinite if…

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

“My first instinct was to protect her but they told me to step back, so I could only watch. I told them they didn’t need to do that.”

I like basketball

really kicking myself for not working “Infinity War” into that headline