IPA stands for “I Pee Alcohol”?

Yeah, to be fair, several commentators on this site said the same thing when jezebel reported on the Lawrence essay. The resounding attitude seemed to be “why do I care about a bunch of rich women?” Which, of course, is incredibly shortsighted because if the highest paid women in our country still can’t get paid what…

My hate is rational....why does girlfriend always have that awful smirk, like she smelled a fart? So uncomfortable. Relax your mouff!

Is it wrong I’m kind of surprised Steve-O is still alive? I mean, good on you, man, but wow.

now THAT I would read.

oy poor drake

WASPs don’t do it nearly as colorfully, and they haven’t perfected the use of guilt as a weapon to nearly the same extent.

The Tidal mounting of the table, very sadly, knocked me "off the fence" when it comes to Madge:(

A lot of Jezebel commenters seem to assume the worst about parents and parenting. I fall on the opposite end of the spectrum. In a dispute between a fifteen-year-old and his mother who seems to have done a fabulous job with all of her children, I tend to assume that mom knows best. Perhaps because I had a great mom…

I promise you Rocco hasnt.

Seriously, Madonna, you’re saying the shit my emotionally abusive Yia-Yia would say. (And, for that matter, my equally abusive, manipulative mother, her daughter.)

I stalked the blog of my ex’s new girlfriend for a whole year after he and I broke up.

Gwen used to be everything to me. And lately she’s this plastic surgery botoxed mess, with her love life displayed all over the tabloids, and that embarrassing song and video. Why is she even rubbing in this new relationship? What an awful midlife crisis. Bye, Gwen.

I wish my brain cancer on you, it would improve your personality.

That Instagram selfie looks like something that appears in a mirror if you whisper “bloody Marie” 3 times.

Where's 500 days of Brittney when you need it?

Does this mean we’re gonna see Scott Disick arrested for beating women soon?

That’s the terrible part about it? How dare he find comfort in something after a terrible tragedy, right? Grow up.

Every time I get on a plane these days I see multiple girls taking like dozens of selfies trying to capture the perfect one while people are all trying to find their seats. It’s bizarre. How much of what people are doing is just to show other people what they’re doing?

and his layer.