Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

I remember watching the ‘98 Yanks/O’s game live in a bar. That is the greatest basebrawl in history. Darryl Strawberry was just wrecking people.

Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

+1 Summer’s Eve

nah.

This is why I don’t have friends.

Bob Ley is the best

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

Woosh

Look, in all seriousness, as a longtime Cavs fan, I can only hope Irving turns out to have been right all along. I really do. I hope that, in Boston, his dream comes true, and he falls right off the face of the Earth.

Kyrie would be knocked flat

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

The UFC and the boxing powers that be know exactly what they’re doing. As someone raised Irish-racist, I can confirm that in the Irish American boy’s fantasy of winning life with his fists, you must always first defeat the Italian before you fight the black guy.

Lead paint....

Why pay for doctors with their fancy degrees when WebMD is free?

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.