That woman shitting on the floor article still makes me Laugh lol

“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

Nino brown by a mile!

Pfftt. Why be royalty if you can't behead those who talketh out of thine ass. 

That was my legit question. Can Merkle technically check her? Idk how the monarchy handles dissent but I'd assume there would atleast be some quaint stares or blushed cheeks. 

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Your picture with that phrase goes so well. 

Define time - Kyrie 

Can they pass out a fucking bat? This is a horrible end to a good series. 

Daaaaaaamn Rockets, even Ted Cruz thinks you're soft for that one. 

I just want HOU/NY and LA/ATL in the championship games. Love the Yankees but they probably have 10 games before everyone's spine falls out their bodies. 

That mother fucker is senile. That’s what we’re witnessing. Senility in action.

Hahahaha called it. 

Megan is that you? I told you I’m putting the damn pan in the dishwasher and it will get clean. I’ll do it your way when you stop putting hair on the shower wall! Love you

Remember that weed processed through the liver is 1400% more potent. 

Fourth meal lol 

Weed smoking, grenade launching scruff mcgruff hahaha

So, the Dolphins. 

Uncle Tom isn’t used as much as it used to be, but if there was ever a time.