Xanax helps

As my mother used to scream at JV games “if you’re gonna foul him put him on the ground”.

Ted Nugent is your uncle who lives in the woods and only eats what he kills. Kid Rock is your uncle who is super rich but still lives in his double wide, never wears a shirt and stares a bit too long at his nieces.

Falafel?

Rando is in playing both teams. He has Chicago believing in itself and Boston doubting themselves. He’s the 2nd best on court coach in the league.

You show them how to twerk

End of a lot of things. For instance, eye balls.

Nematodes, I spray my properties with nematodes in the spring and have had pretty good success over the past 2 years.

I know that living in the city is different than the country but, seriously though, a gun and a knife and the know how to use both. Their usefulness when you are on your own, for food, shelter and safety are straight forward and obvious. If you have kids, do what we woods people do, teach them early and often that…

Fuck man, get a life.

No lie, I feel like a kid everytime I put my shoes on, but damn if these are soo much easier to deal with on long runs and trails.

No lie, I feel like a kid everytime I put my shoes on, but damn if these are soo much easier to deal with on long…

Fuck your self burn takes and winning is all that matters bullshit. Give me a silver medal, a sun burn and a Puerto Rican party..

Sure do wish I could have watched it.

So what your saying is I could get a James Earl Jones voice over for $300?

How many nuts will Lonzo have to wipe off his forehead because his dad can’t shut up?

Nah Obama made Lupe retire

Drake get off deadspin

His name is PLUNKETT! Ha

Fuck outta here! 04 focus 2.3 PZEV was great! Now if they traded Cousins for one or maybe 2 of those ( you really gotta have the hatchback too) then we’d be talking.

Little John ok. OK!!