Fuck your self burn takes and winning is all that matters bullshit. Give me a silver medal, a sun burn and a Puerto Rican party..

Sure do wish I could have watched it.

So what your saying is I could get a James Earl Jones voice over for $300?

How many nuts will Lonzo have to wipe off his forehead because his dad can’t shut up?

Nah Obama made Lupe retire

Drake get off deadspin

His name is PLUNKETT! Ha

Fuck outta here! 04 focus 2.3 PZEV was great! Now if they traded Cousins for one or maybe 2 of those ( you really gotta have the hatchback too) then we’d be talking.

Little John ok. OK!!

I WANT TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS BACK GOD DAMNIT

Since she is essentially a god damned force of nature she is called by her government, as one does a hurricane. Or mama when I’m sick

I will help transport any mums and pumpkins needed from upstate to nyc to assist in this mass exodus.

That should be the standard for answering a call after 10pm.

Oh how I miss Tuesday night fights...

This is the best post on a long time

#rentacenter

2016 is a bitch

David Blaine

Did he say something about Jack Links Beef Jerky because that’s all the fuck I heard when I clicked on this article