Nah, pissing blood isn't too bad. I'd take that over the nipple chaffing. Damn nipples...

VHB tape

Junior Mints? You ruin your whole eating experience, it's like brushing your teeth before you eat candy. Candy corn is waaaayyy to high, abducted by uncle touchy is before that nasty crap.

Ron Swanson in the booth and have the best of both worlds.

While I don't expect him to get off his soap box, I for one hope the box collapses and he is impaled on the splinters and as his lungs fill up with blood, he attempts to continue to ridicule us until his last dying breath and his camera crew keeps rolling til his eyes close and then just fade to black.

I was expecting a small sample but 10? There's so many different types.

That's one way to look at it, another way is, a man is making a risk assessment move toward a better financial future. Hate his "gamesmanship" all you want, it's a smart move from a someone whose value outweighs his current situation.

Chest and Arms!

Wonderful.

Or upstate NY or northern Cali, depends where you are. Either one has more hills and rural badass windy roads.

Delicious.

Canal street Burberry is the best Burberry.

I miss homeruns :(

Blue and yellow purple ones...

This may be the sexiest thread on deadspin tonight.

What is a virtual blow job and where do I sign up?

Troll 1-Logic 0. Good try ol'sport

It's the winter Olympics. People already don't watch.

+1. Well said.

No lip reading need for Leyland.