Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

First, how is this a corporate line if this is from their employees, the players. Second, isn’t the sentence above touching on the exact reason that Kaepernick started his protest.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

“Just give me the damn ball, as per Rule 8.3(a)(b)(c) and all subsequent items.”

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

For as great a basketball player he is, his skin is thinner than an apple’s.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

So you CAN drop kick him then?

Days Before You Came

“Hello, Floyd, I am an idiot. Can I make my $90 directly payable to the IRS?”

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

He looks real good in that short clip. I’m impressed.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Exposed Pipe makes a perfectly reasonable point. Obviously you’re right-in an abuse of terminology boxers are typically referred to as fighters. This is generally fine since the intended meaning is clear when we talk about two boxers going at it. It would be pedantic to make a fuss about the use of the word “fighter”…

He will be exposed as a chump, because MMA AND BOXING AREN’T THE SAME SPORT! Saying Mayweather will lose to McGregor in a MMA fight is a self-evident as McGregor getting demolished in this boxing match, only Mayweather isn’t stupid enough to try to fight in a different sport, and that dude is illiterate.

“one of the best fighters in history”