1. The other guy started it. (No one has ever started a bar fight in the history of bar fights.)

Derek Wolfe looks like every douchebag I’ve ever seen start a bar fight.

He learned from the best:

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

He will not get to mate come spring.

More likely - someone was supposed to call “USC” meaning Southern Cal and called South Carolina instead.

Why is he not a player-coach already? The media would get to double down on LeBron talk (LeBron the coach and LeBron the player). He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.

When did Steven Adams become Adam Morrison?

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

2—get back over here!!!

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

I hope by “ok” you mean “most entertaining part of the first game.”

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

Here's the visual proof I wanted that shows Jeff Fisher still has a head coaching job in the NFL.

I’ll pledge a dollar if Loretta walks into oncoming traffic on Michigan Ave.

“ Those who switched over from college basketball hoping for a more exciting game probably would have had more fun sticking with March Madness, since the Spurs made the game an ugly, slow, physical wrestling match.”

It is completely illegal. That’s why no one ever does it, and even fewer people admit to it.

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.