Yup, zero dollars is the correct price point

Wait, what? I guess I gotta go watch this movie again...

Gregg Popovich is the cranky old uncle who on your 18th birthday gives you the best advice you will ever hear in your lifetime, something that you will carry in your heart for the rest of your days.

Bill Belichick is the cranky old uncle who loses you in a card game with heroin dealers.

but it’s hard to feel too bad for a guy who’s never shown any interest in giving his own fans (or anyone else’s) even a half-decent team to watch.

He was thinking that at best his team gets the ball and at worst they give up 20 yards of field position to a team that at that point had punted 4 times....

Go home Sarkisian

I definitely don’t mean this is a defense of the man - because he willingly committed this atrocity without anyone’s gun pointed at his head - but it has a lot to do with how strictly policed and ridig (no pun intended) male sexuality is. Any deviation from the norm (in this case, possible contact with a penis) is…

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

For a UGA alum, though, that’s pretty good.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

What calls went the Patriots way in that game?

Did you miss the part where he went to inpatient rehab for alcohol abuse?

Nothing will ever top the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl (may it rest in peace). Nothing.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

Maybe if Doc sacrifices Austin at half court. God will fix the Clippers’ problems.

This story could also be plausible for a member of the Bucs’ front office.