[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

In elementary school I would act up in class, distract others and not do my work. One day the teacher took me to the principal, they sat me down and had a discussion with me and then I got a hit or two from the paddle. Didn't act up in class, didn't distract others and did all my work after that.

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

They should suspend him without pay.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

The CBA covers the league's actions, in that it provides for the personal conduct policy, which allows Goodell to unilaterally take action at any point. All the CBA gives a player there is the right to appeal.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

When asked to elaborate on his reason for keeping his defensive lineman active, Harbaugh replied, "from what we've heard, flinching is not going to stop Ray McDonald."

"Actually, Henderson was let go because Erin is a girl's name."

"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

I agree - why did we need a video to know what happened in the elevator? She was out cold! What did this change?

So I wonder if anyone with the Texans' organization will sit down and do a cost-benefit analysis to see what they saved by keeping a shitty field versus what they squandered by having their 1st overall pick blow out his knee on said shitty field.

Probably a really dumb question but what is EPA and why was Matt Bryant's negative?

It might also just be the fact that Green Bay still doesn't know how to defend an option play. No one will forget how Kaep ran all over them two years straight, and the Seahawks showed that it still worked against Green Bay. I'm not arguing against the evolution of the read-option, and it'll be fun to see how defenses…

THAT is the one thing you took from the article?

Totally. Looks like his running game amasses about the same net yardage.

This can't possibly be real.

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, often talks about how there are really two Americas—one economically viable and mostly white, the other economically hopeless and mostly black. In my experience, no place embodies this division more than St. Louis, where I've lived the past few years. You can drive north from a…

I worked as a college admissions counselor for a spell and the best way to get into an Ivy League school is to be black. I had students get admitted to Princeton with sub 3.0 GPAs and sub 1800 SAT scores because of the color of their skin. If a black student shows even minimal effort they'll get into a top school…

The only pro am I'm familiar with: