College is waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy easier than we all remember it to be.

What kind of asshole teammates leave a guy in the street?

If my 36th birthday is next week, how old am I right now?

Sure cities can provide subsidies for sports teams, as long as those teams give a substantial cut to city services or something similar every year.

Men’s basketball should do this, too. The two halves is lame.

Cool fort, though. I mean, it should be, he’s 27.

Hellish seems an odd adjective.

Not “like”, he BUILT A FORT IN HIS PARENT’S BACKYARD, full stop.

I figured it was to develop a system that separates different recyclable materials and trash into appropriate receptacles or bins.

Yeah, that sucked.

And he damn well should have. Obvious fouls.

Goddamn vertical scrolling levels.

Scary. So rare, but frightening and terrible when it happens.

The NFL knows that most people use the internet to gamble, right? And that it’s available almost everywhere?

When did you first learn to use ETA to mean “Edited To Add” instead of just “edited” or “edit’? Do you find people confuse that ETA means Estimated Time of Arrival?

Why are people now using ETA to me “Edited To Add” instead of Estimate Time of Arrival? Just say edit or edited.

Have you sought help for that?

Shame.

haha he’s fat, I guess?

Who gives a flying fuck where the money for the KIDS THAT ARE HUNGRY AND NEED TO EACH LUNCH comes from?